BREAKING NEWS: Women fight over VP Chimulirenji

Scandal! Two cadet women were on Thursday engaged in a fist fight over Vice President Everton Chimulirenji in Lilongwe. We can reveal that the women, Mary Kankhombe Banda and Gloria Moyo fought claiming ‘ownership’ of the ‘happily married’ Vice President. Chimulirenji is officially married to Judith. The fight broke out at Lilongwe Water Board where the two were ‘deployed’ to work after helping Chimulirenji during the campaign period. “These two were helping Chimulirenji during the campaign and it looks like he was also ‘benefiting’ from their ‘services’ after a grueling…

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